If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.
-Norman Augustine
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-Groucho Marx
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
-Redd Foxx
All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things.
-Bobby Knight
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.
-Senator Everett Dirksen
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
-Sir Winston Churchill
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
-Caskie Stinnett